Total Medals Earned: 3,309 (From 403 different games.) Total Medal Score: 57,890 Points
Medals Earned: 6/11 (90/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (285/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (65/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
View all art peices
Medals Earned: 20/21 (450/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/55 points)
solve 10 puzzles
solve 5 puzzles
solve 20 puzzles
solve 30 puzzles
solve 40 puzzles
solve 50 puzzles
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (145/145 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/210 points)
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Save the galaxy.